Disclaimer

Boring. But still.
Just so that we got everything covered here.
(and in english, just to get all people covered as well).

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First of all:

I have no clue about any cookies here, but as soon as you use this site, you agree to all kinds of cookies bestowed on you.
If you don’t like them, spit ‘em out.

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Heretofore and unto now, this wordpress hosted blog has had to rely exclusively on the blanket disclaimer provided for the corporate body of wordpress addresses. While this kind of disclaimer is usually sufficient to protect a blogger from liability, it falls short when dealing with inherently offensive content, websites with a mind of their own and authors who are excessively paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, I herewith present the following disclaimer for this weblog:

By accessing this website, a web browser (hereafter referred to as “reader”) consents that s/he is familiar with, understands and absolutely accepts this weblog disclaimer.

The views expressed by the authors on this website do not necessarily reflect the views of this website, those who link to this website, the author’s mother, father, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparents, cousins, step relations, any other blood relative and the author himself, this website’s web host, template designer, or any other organization, service, motto, logo, insignia or avatar in any way connected with this website.

All trademarks, service marks, collective marks, design rights, personality rights, copyrights, registered names, mottos, logos, avatars, insignias and marks used or cited by this website are the property of their respective owners and this website in no way accepts any responsibility for an infringement on one of the above.

Comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their writer and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment. The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.

Although it may claim otherwise, this website does not offer legal, medical, psychiatric, veterinary, gynecological, archaeological, astronomical, astrological, ontological, paleontological, philosophical, axiological, audiological, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological, terminological, dermatological, ecclesiastical, campanological, phrenological, phonological, technological, hematological, campanological, neurological, psychobiological, urological, ufological, typological, mythological, hydrological, xylological, zoological, logical or any other kind of ogical or professional advice. Nothing on this website should be construed as professional advice including, but not limited to, the above list.

The information provided on this website is of a general, broad, sweeping, large, wide-ranging, wide-reaching and wide-spread nature and cannot substitute for the advice of a licensed professional or chiropractor, for that matter. A competent authority with specialized knowledge is the only one who can address the specific circumstances of your predicament. The author could try, but this disclaimer frees the author of any liability if negative consequences result from her efforts.

This website has no control over the information the reader accesses via outbound link(s) in the post text, sidebar, header, footer or comment sections. This website does not endorse linked website(s), cannot guarantee the accuracy of any information found by following said links or the correctness of any analysis found therein and should not be held responsible for it or the consequences of a user’s use of that information. If you are curious about the veracity of something you find, please follow the directions in the above paragraph and consult the appropriate experts.

This website publishes content on a regular basis, is based on an irregular period and said content is maintained in reference to the protections afforded it under local, provincial, state, martial, federal, international and mafia law. Publication of information found on this website may be in violation of the laws of the city, county, state, country or other jurisdiction from where you are viewing this website’s content and laws in your jurisdiction may not protect or allow the same kinds of speech or distribution. In the case that the laws of the jurisdiction where this website’s content is maintained and those of yours conflict, this website does not encourage, condone, facilitate, recommend or protect the violation of any laws and cannot be responsible for any violations of such laws.

Because the World Wide Web is an integrated net of communication, discussion and litigation, this website encourages the distribution of its content. Cross, reciprocal or just plain friendly hyperlinking is consistent with this information sharing and this disclaimer should not be construed as a condemnation of any linking practices. That said, any reproduction of this website’s content must credit the website by name and Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Should you link to this domain or use, reproduce, republish, regurgitate, repeat, reiterate, rebound, reecho, reverberate, mimic, imitate, parrot or duplicate the information contained on this website, you alone are responsible for that action and should, under threat of litigation, credit this website by name and URL.

This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, illiterates and lawyers. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website. Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion. Not recommended for people over the age of 120.

Please contact your local bar association, law society, neighborhood association of jurists, medical board, county hospital, phone book, online directory, local emergency number in your jurisdiction, mother or Google to find a or obtain a referral to a competent professional. If you do not have reasonable means of contacting an attorney-at-law, lawyer, civil law notary, barrister, solicitor, medical professional, coroner or any other professional in the area of your inquiry, meaning you are an orphaned, computer-illiterate social hazard, please exit this window and get your life in order.

Please also note that the fact the piece is written in English is in no way meant to malign other languages or linguistic entities, nor to malign those who are illiterate or visually impaired and thus are unable to read the piece. Furthermore, the individual letters, words, and punctuation marks involved had no option but to be placed into the story, and should not be held accountable for the writer’s statement. Any spelling or grammatical errors are not the responsibility of the schools the author attended, the teachers the author was taught by, the regional governments who did or did not fund the author’s educational system, or anyone else involved in the author’s education. In point of fact, the author takes full responsibility for her actions and opinions and does not hold her parents, siblings, other relations, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, people in any proximity, or that strange guy she talked to on the bus three weeks ago responsible for anything in the following work, or for anything else the author may or may not have done. The author freely admits that her views may not be the same as those of her (non-present) religious group, ethnic group, neighborhood watch program, bowling league or other club. The author is not responsible for defamatory statements bound to government, religious, or other laws from the reader’s country of origin. The author is not, nor will be held liable, for anything anyone says on this blog in the blog comments, nor the laws which they may break in your country or theirs through their comments’ content, implication, and intent.

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Now, I (partly but that part is major) copied this disclaimer from another blog on blogspot (in fact: it’s Hersch’s Blog), so it’s definitely not my work but it’s useful, rather complete (couldn’t have guessed that one, could ya?) and has been occasionally and effectively overcompleted by me. So sue me.

Oh and one more thing. Regarding that little © here and there. It has already been stated somewhere in the above disclaimer, but better be clear than underrated:

Regarding the most (most!!) of the textual content on this site: that’s mine. Mine only. Think in terms of ‘copyright‘. MY brainwork. If you want to copy or link to it, fine, but mention me (id est: LouTerLou) and this blog’s web address as the one and only source for all genialities on this blog that you copied (except for the disclaimer above: as said, that’s not entirely mine, or better put: entirely not mine). Reblogging is fine at any time. Really. Please do. But if you copy (parts of) textual awesomenesses from this blog without mentioning me (LouTerLou) and this blog’s web addres (and believe me, I will find out someday in this eternal life of mine), I don’t like that, which you might indeed notice in the form of certain legal steps taken by me upon your doing so.

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SUMMARY for the lazy ones:
a) I’m not responsible for anything, so don’t sue me
b) don’t complain about cookies, just eat them. By using this site, you do.
c) don’t copy without mentioning THE source (me) and the link, or I’ll sue you.
Something like that.

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